Sassy Cynicism

May 29

Mah nigga.

(via darlingbekky)

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May 28

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!

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May 28

Dassit!

(Source: sergioh, via heber-argumedo)

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May 27

I’m so fucking serious. I wanna do this with somebody! I’ll be either one.

(Source: devillikesmurders, via heber-argumedo)

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May 27

That stage looked bananas.

(Source: beyonce)

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May 27

CLEARLY, the Jackson boys don’t see it for Justine.

607 notes blanket jackson / michael jackson / prince jackson / shade /

May 27

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Legendary.

(Source: husssel, via bussyjuice)

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May 25

GHETTO TRANSLATIONS 101

#1 “I’m around da corner.” = I’m 45 minutes away

#2 "We in Dis Bitch!" = We Will be attending the event

#3 Free my nigggaaa" = Although he did commit a crime that is against the law.. free to him because he is my friend

#4 "so you Mad?" = "it amuses me that your angered by what just occurred when it didn't seem like a big deal to me

#5 "you wasnt with me shootin in the gym" = you did not contribute to my current success in any way, shape or form

#6 Where dey do dat at? = What type of establishment allows behavior of that sort?

#7 Im Bout To Go Ham = If you say 1 more thing that displeases me. I shall be forced to take disciplinary actions

#8 "I got da whip"= My mother was kind enough to let me use the car.

#9 You Tryna Chill? = I Really Want To Engage In Sexual Activity With You But If I Said That You Might Say No

#10 "I'm chillin tonight" = My current financial situation is not budgeted for extra curricular activity."

# 11 "you aint bout that life" = your living standards are not fit for the situation at hand!

#12 Sh*t just got real! = The situation has escalated to the highest point of seriousness & is no longer a laughing matter!!

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May 24

(via doryswithay)

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May 23

(via darlingbekky)

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